Find Your 2nd Team

Being knocked out of the World Cup makes grown adults cry. We set up a helpline for fans with only one piece of genuine advice: quit bawling and find your 2nd team with a DNA test (provided by LivingDNA).

We prodded them with rumours:

And commented on England’s group stage matches, always planting the seed of doubt:

Then a miracle happened. England stayed in while other big teams flopped out. So we helped some other blubbers instead:

We gave away five DNA tests so fans could find their 2nd Teams:

And helped them support their new countries:

THE REF CHANT

THE SUAREZ CHANT

THE PIE CHANT

3 players were honoured in the FFS Awards:

A fuming pundit got some profound advice:

And we created a bit of buzz, even down under: